The "Permanent Marker" Burglars Nabbed (No Big Surprise)

Carroll County, IA - Nobody ever said that crooks were smart. And that certainly holds true for a couple of bumbling burglars in Iowa. Wanting to disguise themselves they used a marker to blacken their faces - presumably unaware that it was a permanent marker. The drunken duo attempted to break into a home but were seen by the resident and fled the scene. They were caught by police just a couple of blocks from the residence. Oh, by the way, the driver was also charged with DWI.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there...

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